Posts Tagged ‘Is’

Is Hell Really This Good?

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I’m in Hell.
Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab… we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Demon: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin’ lungs out. If you get cancer, it’s okay… you’re already dead.
Guy: Golly!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before…
Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don’t mean…
Demon: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it’s okay… you’re already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin’ place!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh, no.
Demon: Oooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays

What Is Your Favorite Form Of Gambling?

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

slots? table games? be specific. I like black jack, pai gow poker, roulette and multi hand poker slots.

What Is The Best Table Game To Play In Atlantic City.?

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

With a $15 to $25 minimum bet, what would be the best table games to play in Atlantic City. Craps has a low house edge if you bet on the pass or don’t pass line. Blackjack requires luck and counting cards. Roulette has a big house edge. Pai Gow Poker is a slow death.

What Is Pai Gow Plus?

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

I saw it listed at the casino in Jackson. How does it very from Pai Gow Poker??

What Is Pai Gow Poker?

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Pai Gow Poker is a gambling card game that is modeled after the ancient Chinese gambling game of Pai Gow, which is normally played with Tiles. Find our more about how to play Pai Gow Poker and where you can play it by clicking the source below.

Is There An Online Gaming Site Where You Can Play Pai Gow Poker With Bonus ?(as They Do In Some States)?

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

A pai gow bonus is where ou get paid for your “second” bet if you qualify; e.g. full house, straight flush, …

How Is Pai Gow Poker Pronounced.?

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

pay gou is closest to the best pronounciation

Is There Any Under $5 Pai Gow Poker Tables On The Vegas Strip?

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

The two best places to play $5 Pai Gow Poker are the Orleans and Palace Station
I would highly recommend the Orleans.
A $5 minimum Pai Gow Poker table is tough to find anywhere in Las Vegas. I doubt any major resort on the strip deals the game for less than $10(there are none that I know of)
~Jack~