Is Hell Really This Good?
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I’m in Hell.
Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab… we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Demon: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin’ lungs out. If you get cancer, it’s okay… you’re already dead.
Guy: Golly!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before…
Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don’t mean…
Demon: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it’s okay… you’re already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin’ place!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh, no.
Demon: Oooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Well as Thursdays is a drug day I am sure that the guy can be so off his face that a bit of anal persuation will do no harm..!!!
Hang on, why I am getting so involved?? Only a joke…!!??
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Excellent!!! and very fresh one, at least for me.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
magic
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
OOOOOOOOO, you are so wrong for that.
Hillairious, I’ll be telling this today. At my AA mtg. HA!
Peace.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
LMAO Well I don’t want to go to hell. But one thing is for sure I could make it through Wednesday at least!! Thursday I would have to sit around and watch people fry! LMAO And I don’t have a clue how I can get out of Friday! Maybe I could be the one who hands out KY jelly!! LMFAO
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
PMSL………..very funny!!
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
funny
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
It’s OK, Friday is POETS day !
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
If Friday’s are gay day does that mean rhino sex on Saturday?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
You’re missing the point about Hell. It’s a place of suffering. For instance you may not know this but in Hell all the bottles have holes But THE WOMEN DON’T. Hows that for torture?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
LOL THAT IS FUNNY
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
LMAO nice one think I will be happy when I get there to. Defiantly going to ask for Friday to be a day of rest though only fair sure they have one in the other place.